Thursday, June 14, 2001

Bridge NIght. 6.14.01

❇ NOTES ❇

The second official bridge night took place on Monday night June 4, 2001 at Mrs. S’ house between 7:30PM and 9:45PM.

Dinner was take-out from Typhoon! provided by Miss F.

The only drink served was a mix of the dregs of the grapefruit juice bottle and the dregs of the vodka decanter consumed by Miss F in a questionably clean low-ball glass also used by Mr. S to clean paint brushes in.

Lessons 1-3 were briefly visited concentrating on practicing bidding to your partner’s hand.

Minutes:

It was suggested and therefore determined, by Mrs. S, that Miss F be the secretary and that Mrs. S be the president. Ms. D added that she should be the CEO and that Miss R have the honorary title of janitor.

Brought up several times was the question, “Ginger; where is that ho?”

Ms. D pointed out that Mrs. S has had the opportunity for over a year now to read the book that Mrs. F gave her on bridge and that she still doesn’t know shit. Miss F then pointed out the name of the book: Learn Bridge in a Weekend.

During a break in hands, Mr. S shared with the ladies Emma’s latest ultrasounds. The ladies cooed.

Questions were raised about why Mrs. S’ cat Frank was on the bed especially with his gas.

Ms. D requested that the bidding summary be blown-up and distributed. Miss F agreed to comply.

Schedules:
  • Ms. D: Thursday and perhaps Tuesday of next week are good.
  • Miss R: MIA
  • Miss F: awaiting work schedule.
  • Mrs. S: still not going anywhere.

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